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The Justice and Security Act 2007 is an Act of the Parliament of the United Kingdom. Its purpose is to facilitate security normalisation in Northern Ireland.
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Oudenhoorn is a village in the Dutch province of South Holland. It is part of the municipality of Voorne aan Zee and lies about 3 km east of Hellevoetsluis.
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Soumya Seth is a former Indian television actress. She gained popularity by playing the role of Navya in the serial Navya..Naye Dhadkan Naye Sawaal. She portrayed the role of Kaurwaki in Chakravartin Ashoka Samrat. She worked in shows like V The Serial and Dil Ki Nazar Se Khoobsurat. She is the niece of Bollywood actor Govinda and the cousin of Krushna Abhishek.
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Man Underground is a 2016 science fiction film written and directed by Michael Borowiec and Sam Marine.
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