{"fact":"When your cats rubs up against you, she is actually marking you as 'hers' with her scent. If your cat pushes his face against your head, it is a sign of acceptance and affection.","length":137}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}
{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}
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{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}
{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
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